Funny Game Where You Escape Getting Killed
Just Die Already
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20 May, 2021
Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are old and angry and you've just been kicked out of your retirement home. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?
Recent Reviews:
Very Positive (49) - 81% of the 49 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
All Reviews:
Very Positive (1,189) - 82% of the 1,189 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
20 May, 2021
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About This Game
Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.
You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren't having any children. There isn't anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own.
How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?
To make things worse, you've just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care.
So with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little?
KEY FEATURES
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BE OLD, BE BOLD
You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents. -
BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK
Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything.
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DON'T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME
Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it? -
ONE MISSION: RETIRE!
Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…
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SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER
Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends' limbs off! -
BE OLD. TWICE
You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.
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LIMITLESS INTERACTION
Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim. -
EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER
Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror.
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THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU
The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all. -
OLD. PERSON.
Okay that's the last time we promise.
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FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – AVAILABLE NOW
Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update.Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other's limbs off.
Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON!
Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:
This game features violence, gore and bad language (all with a cartoonish design, relax).
System Requirements
- Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 8 or higher
- Processor: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X
- DirectX: Version 11
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 2.5 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
- Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation
- Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5 9400f @2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 760 / AMD Radeon R9 270X
- DirectX: Version 11
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 2.5 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
- Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation
Just Die Already © 2020 Double Moose. Licensed by Double Moose.
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